I have to confess that I am not an organized person by nature (those who know me well are laughing at this understatement). However, something magical happens when I begin to prepare for grocery shopping. The result is a carefully organized list that allows me to do my shopping as quickly and efficiently as possible. I say this to preface today’s story. How do things go so terribly wrong?
As I shopped today, I attempted to make the food choices that would be healthiest for my family. I pondered the cereals and selected that highest in fiber, lowest in sugar, and most delicious. I even bought veggie corn dogs so that the kids can enjoy a yummy treat without all the extras that are bad for them. Then as I stood at the meat counter selecting the chicken breast we would have for dinner, I noticed my sweet angel out of the corner of my eye. What’s she doing? I then realized what was happening and all I could do was call on the Lord for strength. She had leaned over and was walking up and down the meat counter, licking it! One more time. She was licking the RAW meat counter! I think I blacked out for a moment.
The rest of the shopping trip was a blur. During checkout, the sweet lady at the register questioned me about all the opened items in my cart. I just pointed to the baby and continued loading the conveyer belt. My spirit was broken.
We were about to leave when our sweet customer service lady asks, “Is your daughter sick because her face looks sick?” This brings me out of my fog. I immediately think she has licked up some type of super germ that has quickly overtaken her little body (too much Dateline!). I then look at her precious face and can only laugh. You see, we attended a fabulous party this weekend that included face painting. My angel was painted like a beautiful butterfly. It appears that maybe we left the butterfly on a bit long and the result is an odd pink and blue mix that gives her a bizarre look that is somewhere between surprise and sickness.
My prayer for today is thank you Lord for our food, our family, and for face paint ‘cause it gave me a good laugh when I needed it. Oh, and please spare us from the meat counter super germs! Amen.